A Naughty in N'awlins testimonial, and Invitation

Hi, we are Mike & Suzanne from Ft. Collins Colorado. We’ve been attending Bob & Tess’ conventions for years. Each year we take groups of friends. Our friends tell their friends, who ask us lots of questions about Naughty in N’awlins. After  we returned this year we got more questions than ever from friends back home, so we thought we’d write a review on this year’s event and put it on our website – www.ladysuzanne.org.

Just so you know where we are coming from - those who know us will know that we love Bob and Tess, and we love their events, but we’re not groupies and we only put our names on something that we are personally proud of. When all is said and done, we are accountable to our friends and they would give us no end of shit if we misled them.  I want to thank Bob & Tess for supplying the pictures for our review and for putting on such a great event.

Naughty in N’awlins 2012

Another awesome event! This was our 12th New Orleans convention and they just keep getting better and better. There seemed to be a lot more people at the event this year. And a lot more energy. We’re not sure why there was a spike in attendance, but we are glad there was, because the energy was the best in years. We also met two couples who were at their 1st convention that we ended up getting to know – (one in the Biblical sense). That’s the best part about these conventions, getting to meet new people and expanding our circle of friends.

Lifestyle Mexican Riviera Cruise takeover: May 3-10, 2014
Celebrity Century: Charter 
Los Angeles to Los Cabos, Puerto Vallarta and Ensenada

Couples Cruise is heading to the West Coast for a Mexican Riviera Fiesta. We are looking forward to this unique itinerary that will take us to some of Mexico's best cities and resort towns. Sailing on the west coast of Mexico in May will give us some spectacular scenery along this stretch of land known as the "Gold Coast". This is where the hit TV show "The Love Boat" was filmed, making Puerto Vallarta popular to an American audience. We will have our own "Love Boat" for this exciting new itinerary.

Of course, like all Couples Cruises, this full ship charter will be Clothing Optional on all of the pool and sun decks. We will have a spectacular Tantra Room where couples can go to explore their own sexuality and even explore with others if that is what you are looking for. We will have seminars, all night pool parties, extra entertainment and everything else that makes a Couples Cruise the premier Adults Only cruise in the industry.

There are only 900 cabins and this cruise will sell out fast.

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The Ship

Century is a timeless vessel; the perfect blend of world-class amenities, advanced technology and classic style. Ten decks feature AquaSpa, the two-tiered Grand Restaurant and Michael's Club. Opulence, perfectly staged for you. Convenient Internet cafes allow guests to stay connected with family and friends. State-of- the-art theaters provide the perfect environment for lavish Broadway and Vegas production shows. The Michael's Club offers fine cognacs and port wine. The AquaSpa provides guests over 40 ways to rejuvenate the mind, body and soul. In-stateroom dining is available to guests 24 hours a day.

There are only 900 cabins and this cruise will sell out fast.

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Three Exciting Ports!

Each port along the Mexican Riviera is filled with fun and adventure including kayaking, zip lining, swimming with dolphins, scuba diving and much more. You're never far from a beautiful beach or a good party. And, don't forget the perfect spot on board to partake in the Mexican tradition of the afternoon siesta is right by the pool.
The zip lines here are not your usual casual experience - but the adventurous will love the physical workout of this experience.

Cabo San Lucas
This party town on the southernmost tip of Baja California provides a stunning juxtaposition of sea, desert and mountains. Cabo has grown like the federal budget in the past few decades, with new resorts along the beach called "the corridor," frequented by celebrities from Jessica Simpson to John Mayer.

Aside from enjoying the beautiful scenery and abundant wildlife, water sports, such as snorkeling, scuba diving and parasailing, are popular and plentiful activities. The marlin fishing off of Cabo is legendary, and championship golf courses are noteworthy, as well. Cabo's large dock has several shops and open-air stalls, where merchants sell everything from woven baskets to shell necklaces and coral jewelry. The town itself offers few exciting highlights, other than rocker Sammy Hagar's "Cabo Wabo Cantina," where the mostly American crowd goes wild nightly.

Cabo's signature landmark is El Arco ("The Arch"), a rock formation at the tip of "Land's End," where the Pacific Ocean meets the Sea of Cortez. A boat trip there is a must, if only to come face to face with the hundreds of noisy sea lions who reside on the rock formations. Cruise lines offer a myriad of excursions around El Arco, from glass-bottom boats to catamaran sails. If you have time, hire a water taxi to take you to "Lovers Beach," the only beach in the world bounded by two different oceans. A whale watching excursion is another "must do," if you are there between December and March, when thousands of California gray whales and other species make their annual migration from colder climates.

Puerto Vallarta
Puerto Vallarta is known for its quaint cobblestone streets, "old world" charm, and thriving nightlife. The walkway along the bay is lined with sculptures, many of which are said to bring good luck to those who touch them. Puerto Vallarta's beaches, especially the unfortunately named Playa de los Muertos, are known for great swimming and other water sports. But, it's the jungle beach experience that sets Puerto Vallarta apart from other Mexican Riviera resorts. Take a boat trip to Yelapa Beach across the Bay of Banderas, tucked at the base of a jungle-covered mountain. A short hike takes you through lush tropical vegetation to a waterfall. You'll think you're on "Fantasy Island." Come to think of it, didn't that show come on after "The Love Boat"?

Speaking of Fantasies... The new Fantasy Resort is located just a few minutes away from the port. This is a great opportunity to go and get a sneak peek of this popular new resort to see if you want to come back for an entire week. You can sign up on board for a day pass (note: day passes are limited, so sign up as soon as you get on board).

Ensenada
This bustling seaport a few hours from the California-Mexico border is known for deep sea fishing, fabulous locally caught lobster, a seafront promenade and great shopping along Avenida Primera. In addition to its beautiful coastline, Ensenada is famous for "La Bufadora," an immensely strong blowhole where tourists gather to hear and see (and often, be drenched by) the geyser. Ensenada is also surrounded by a burgeoning wine district. If time allows, try to visit some of the wineries, such as Cavas Valmar and Bodegas de Santo Tomas. The wines are surprisingly good, and the prices can't be beat!

There are only 900 cabins and this cruise will sell out fast.

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Other Couples Cruise swinger cruises

Swinger cruises are a relatively new and exciting lifestyle event that has started to attract a lot of attention (and people). Lifestyle cruises are for adult couples who like adventure and exotic places, and who love experiencing new ways of having fun. These types of cruises cater mostly to adult lifestyle (swinger) couples and even the new breed of ‘playful’ couples who like to flirt and know how to have fun, but don’t consider themselves ‘swingers.’ These cruises represent a new and rich social event for couples who understand and value the pleasures of life and want to experience amazing adventures. There are also some cruises that cater to singles.